Mi have a fren who cuz died bout 3 weeks ago. No one had di money fi the funeral and they wanted to cremate him. His mother who in foreign who nobody nuh like ( nobody never like the bwoy much either) say ok she a send money fi him bury a Dove Cott and she a come fi the funeral dem mus tell her when it a keep. So now… she come from airport go straight a di church but never see nobody ( she tink she did early). Saw a grounds keeper and showed him the program. He then told her that the service was held last week and that they cremated him! She was so vex that she tried to call the other relatives but all she was getting was “I’m sorry the number you have dialed is not available”.
Dem take di money Mumma and go christmas shopping wid it.
Ps.
Me get a nice slippas 
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