Groupie Gone Mad! |

Womanizing, polygamy, Whoring and Touring, Man fi have nuff gyal…..
Life is an amazing thing because it is comparable to a long winding road which can ultimately lead you to where ever and what ever you want. What makes this even more interesting is its not just cut and dry… walk and you will reach… no there are constant but different obstacles along the way. THE ROAD OF LIFE IS A JOURNEY.

All Gyallist, Gyaltas, Whores take heed of this picture I’m about to paint….
READ THE PROFOUND “ARTICLE” I READ ON THE INTERNET RECENTLY

True Story: He had the nerve to go a road wid di woman and den go itch up ina corner wid gal all night.Cum on there is a difference between winning a few and have fun but then 45 mins…same gal!lUUU That was so not wise of him! Did he forget seh a s…he him a stay wid & all him belongings at her place Well she got a ride home and toss his shit in the streets & broke his Laptop to pieces..but she is finally over him

I saw this on someone who I knew facebook status…. recently and it made me chuckle
Humans are jealous beings, nothing like a woman’s scorn and all these type of over used cliches came to mind…
In this particular instance my attention was captured because I know this person and was surprised that she was airing her dirty laundry on the internet
Lemme break it down..
Lets call our main character “Rochelle”… lets say “Taylor” or “Franklin” or “Bicycle”.. pick a surname (I made the name up so it doesn’t really matter)

Rochelle would be considered a groupie by most because of her infatuation with a certain reggae artist lets call him “Artist” for argument’s sake
Rochelle is one of those girls who “Throw cocky partner if you will” (Pay for sex in layman’s terms)
Rochelle is the type of girl who argues on the internet eg. on twitter with other females about who should be fucking “Mr Artist”
Rochelle is the type of girl who says good girls don’t go down but knows what artist’s cum taste like
Rochelle will drop her kids off anywhere at anytime if she thinks she has a chance to see the artist
Rochelle will brush off guys who really like her because in her mind she is in a relationship with an artist
Rochelle marks her calendar anytime “Artist” is in a 8hr drive radius of her city and plan to be at the respective show
Rochelle will call and beg the artist to come fuck her and if that fails send money to “help” with something
Rochelle calls an threatens artist if he communicates with any other women in her city
Rochelle has been known to threaten women publicly if they try to deal with the artist
Rochelle sound like’s she fucking crazy right!!!????!!!!!

Think about all you’ve read so far…. If you a gyallist you have to be smart.. you have to know know how to deal with people… and know who you are dealing with… you have to watch “FATAL ATTRACTION”, “OBSSESSED”, “THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE” all those type of flicks cause inna di whoring world all this shit is relevant.
Lets break down the “TRUE STORY”

i) Rochelle is upset because he is not dancing with a lot of girls but instead according to her watch (bitch timing him lol) he’s dancing with the same girl for 45 minutes and this as she so eloquently put it is “luuuuuuuuuu”
I cant really say much about this because I am usually known to dance with all the girls in the club whenever I am working in a city. I wasn’t aware of the time thats supposed to be allotted for each dagger but lol obviously 45 mins is too much.

ii)tossed his shit in the streets
Now this is where I see the obvious blunder, If yu a gyallist and you plan to act accordingly How smart is it to have your “shit” at some womans house? I might have to write a GYALSTA’s HANDBOOK fi di man dem who new to di ting. Certain things just arent options, leave your shit in your hotel room where only you have access to it.
iii) she’s finally over him
wow. I am going to leave that one alone…. you read all the facts and opinions so you call it yourself

OH AND BY THE WAY MI NAH CALL NO NAME SO DON’T EVEN ASK BUT MI BREDDREN IF YOU READ THIS AND I’M SURE YOU WILL I’M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU JUST A PUT UP DI FACTS SO YU NEVER MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN AND YOU MAKE BETTER CHOICES WHEN ADDING NEW GIRLS TO YOUR GYALLECTION.